18/03/2013

Inês?

Ontem, uma amiga minha propôs-me um desafio, basicamente tinha de encontra-la no site Omegle, e ela também me iria procurar. Conclusão tivemos as conversas mais estranhas possíveis.

1ª. You: jessica?
Stranger: FROM THE TOP OF THE POLE I WATCH HER GO DOWN

2ª. Stranger: hi my name is afiq im 23 years old and im from malaysia
You: this is my moment
You: ines?
Stranger: yes it is

3ª. You: jessica?
Stranger: -alba

4ª. You: jessica?
Stranger: mark?
You: omg i found you!
Stranger: this is so crazy
You: i know!
You: it's been 3 years
Stranger: felt like more to me

5ª. Stranger: hey asl
You: i know you love me
Stranger: what??
You: don't u?
Stranger: who is this
You: how can u don't know
You: it's me
You: don't remember that day...
Stranger: no
Stranger: asl
You: i still love you

6ª. Stranger: hey
You: hey-ooh
Stranger: *offended*

7ª. Stranger: hey asl
You: hey ines
Stranger: im m 15
You: ok good for you

8ª. You: jessica?
Stranger: niggers
You: omg i lost her!
You: she was with me and now i lost her!
Stranger: ok
You: help me!
Stranger: what?
You: what am i going to say to her parents?
Stranger: "Don't you ever wish you had more time and money to do what you always wanted?"

9ª. Stranger: hi
You: hey-ooh asl
Stranger: 25 m Ohio
You: cool i like Ohio
Stranger: ok
You: did you see ines?
Stranger: no
You: what you mean? no?
Stranger: ines
Stranger: no
You: why not?
Stranger: no idea what you mean by it
You: ines?
Stranger: yup
You: is a girl
You: a really dirty girl
Stranger: ok
You: so did you see ines?
Stranger: no
You: fuck! i think i lost her
Stranger: ok
You: what i do now?
Stranger: watch porn

10ª. You: jessica?
Stranger: hi m 15 looking for a girl to kik
You: you want to kik a girl?!
You: what kind of monster are you?!

11ª. Stranger: hi f 17
You: what? in my computer i just have f 12
Stranger: lol
Stranger: im the new one
You: uuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu
You: if u r the new one i'm the old one??
Stranger: exactly
You: ok
You: i think i can live with that
Stranger: yes you can
Stranger: where are you from
You: Portugal
You: and u?
Stranger: argentina
You: PAPA
You: chico
Stranger: eu
Stranger: falar
You: português?
Stranger: nop haha
You: mas é pena sabes... fazia-te bem
Stranger: i have a friend from brazil
You: i have too
You: will you marry me?

12ª. You: ines
Stranger: ?
You: can u pretend that u r ines?
Stranger: what ines?
You: my friend ines
Stranger: o.ok
You: cool
You: i like u
Stranger: hows your friend?
You: dirty
You: but shy
Stranger: dont tell me ur going to talk something horny
You: and ines have a dog named et
Stranger: like the movie?
You: what movie?
Stranger: et
You: no i like the dog not the movie

13ª. Stranger: oho
You: are you pretending to be santa claus?
You: because i'm claustrophobic

14ª. You: hello rick, have you seen my adored beast of a friend that answers by the name jessica?
Stranger: Lol Nope
You: oh well, this is disapointing
Stranger: im sorry
You: she sounds hot
Stranger: is she hot?
You: very
You: and dirty
Stranger: woah there i dont ride that boat im gay
You: THEN WHY DID YOU ASK ME IF SHE WAS HOT?
Stranger: I WAS WONDERING IF SHE NEEDED TO ICE DOWN! MAYBE SHE LIVES IN A HOT CLIMATE!!
Stranger: gawd ;_:

15ª. Stranger: M 31 looking for young girls for kik
You: f 12
Stranger: hi
You: let me tell u something: your mum will be desapointing if we talk
Stranger: im sure she will
You: THEN WHY ARE WE TALKING?

16ª. Stranger: hi
You: im sick
Stranger: me too
Stranger: in the head
You: im in the nose
Stranger: yeah scinus's suck
You: exactly

17ª. Stranger: hi
Stranger: m
You: almost m
Stranger: huh
Stranger: trans...
You: you know waht i mean

4 comentários:

Marisa Costa disse...

Mesmo :)

Our Choices disse...

hehehehehe estranho mesmo!

http://ourchoices4u.blogspot.pt/

Joana disse...

Ahahahahaa!! A minha prima também adora ir aí... gosta de se fazer passar por pedo bear ou por sponge bob '-- oh well :p

Então e não se encontraram? :) também não era nada fácil, digo-te já.***

Sofia Moreira disse...

o omegle é hilariante :)

adorei esta parte:

You: what am i going to say to her parents?
Stranger: "Don't you ever wish you had more time and money to do what you always wanted?"